Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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