I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
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We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
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He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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