after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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