I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I think I am morally bankrupt
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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