Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i barfeds in our rink
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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