We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
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The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.