where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great