All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
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It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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