i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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