The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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