omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
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If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
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It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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