2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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