Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
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this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
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I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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