He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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