i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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