At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
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#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
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Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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