SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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