It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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