I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
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She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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