Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
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And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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