Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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