i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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