I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
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I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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