Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
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She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
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I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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