Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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