Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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