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It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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