gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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