idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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