Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Randomize
