yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
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U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
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Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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