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(415): View more from California

This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations

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(479): View more from Arkansas

if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey

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(913): View more from Kansas

hows the party?

(816): View more from Missouri

ists fjcssing insceredle

(913): View more from Kansas

be there in 10

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(216): View more from Ohio

my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.

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(217): View more from Illinois

While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.

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(518): View more from New York

Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that

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(312): View more from Illinois

And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.

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