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  He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj

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  I think that's fair trade off

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!

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  dude. im stealing that.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".

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• (845): View more from New York

  How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar

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