Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
19 Unhappily Married People Confess The Red Flags They Ignored
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
I have to watch that.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
These 23 People Destroyed Their Entire Lives In An Instant
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods