when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
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I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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