just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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