Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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