your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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