it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
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I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
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So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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