Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
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I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
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is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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