She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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