Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
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She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
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Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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