I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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