Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
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Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
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Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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