I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
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I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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