Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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