How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
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