The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think i peed on brittanys purse
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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