I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
im on a boat
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