i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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