what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
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For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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