i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
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We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
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Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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