All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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