We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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