Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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