did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
This girl is more easily done than said...
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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