ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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