Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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