I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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