Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
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I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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